Burt's Journal of Randoms

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

(via dancingloki)

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

(Source: samsfatcakes, via ravenskky)

dancingloki:

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

this post was so cissexist it was actually physically painful to read
"men can’t handle having a vagina" was the crowning glory, closely followed by "men are penises"
because equating someone’s gender/existence with their genitalia and reducing them to their bodies isn’t completely fucking awful at ALL

Well excuse those of us with vaginas, who go through menstruation and have to deal with those “side effects” on a monthly basis, for being angry at the fact that those with penises could not handle those same side effects because they were “too painful”. To take a line from my mother “it’s not as painful as childbirth”, which conveniently only those of us with vaginas have the chance to go through, so excuse us for not wanting to have to deal with anymore side effects of sex, like say repopulating the planet.

dancingloki:

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

this post was so cissexist it was actually physically painful to read

"men can’t handle having a vagina" was the crowning glory, closely followed by "men are penises"

because equating someone’s gender/existence with their genitalia and reducing them to their bodies isn’t completely fucking awful at ALL

Well excuse those of us with vaginas, who go through menstruation and have to deal with those “side effects” on a monthly basis, for being angry at the fact that those with penises could not handle those same side effects because they were “too painful”. To take a line from my mother “it’s not as painful as childbirth”, which conveniently only those of us with vaginas have the chance to go through, so excuse us for not wanting to have to deal with anymore side effects of sex, like say repopulating the planet.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via brimstonechild)

danielstudges:

this is the tweet that killed me

danielstudges:

this is the tweet that killed me

(via wo-soccer)

“Women of color are not a trend. That’s the bottom line. Fashion needs to go back to the way it used to be when wonderful designers like Yves St. Laurent, Gianni Versace and [Azzedine] Alaïa just had a great lineup of beautiful women – white, black, Chinese, Hispanic.”
Naomi Campbell  (via vogueanon)

Where are we going?
Into darkness.

(Source: riversongsmelody, via doctorwho)

ultrafacts:

rollytiger:

lungri:

lungri:

ultrafacts:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:


wait what


holy shit

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS










YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!

IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????

Ultrafacts, of course everyone on tumblr is nuts, how do you not know that?

ultrafacts:

rollytiger:

lungri:

lungri:

ultrafacts:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

image

wait what

holy shit

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

image

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image

image

YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!

IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????

Ultrafacts, of course everyone on tumblr is nuts, how do you not know that?

“Another time, Jack took a call. A voice on the other end said, ‘There are three of us down here in the lobby. We want to see the guy who does this disgusting comic book and show him what real Nazis would do to his Captain America’. To the horror of others in the office, Kirby rolled up his sleeves and headed downstairs. The callers, however, were gone by the time he arrived.”

Mark Evanier, Kirby: King of Comics (via nerdhapley)

It’s Jack Kirby’s birthday, so here’s that story of him being bad ass all of the time.

(via nerdhapley)

(via dancingloki)

Once while babysitting I was threatened with a Nerf gun and instead of being scared I took the gun from the kids and threatened them with it. I was then called evil by the child who had threatened me with the gun and my response was an evil grin and said “I know” while I raised the gun to his chest

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via fudgesupremeofthecoven)